guest

what's your name?

and how do you spell "asshole"?

you asshole...

so you've tracked my two packages

to nowhere...

facepalm fetal position

is not helping your full retard

Dave Dave Dave

beep boop

Dave Dave

Dave

someone

called me Dave

holy shit

space

ubuntu in a virtual machine inside ubuntu?

i'd reinstall to infinity

all my personalities

are assholes

THOUGHTS

ALL CAPS

i approve

i approve

When I found the wallet in the road, I started wondering about the guy who owned it. Who was he? Was it William Gregory of 2407 Eastwood Lane, like the driver's license said, or was it someone else? And what was he going to spend the money on? About a week later

I started wondering again about the wallet guy. What was he like? And where was he going to spend his five dollars?.

When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought

Ya-hoo! We're rich! But it turned out to be something different.