guest

i am invisible

you can't see me

helicopters make daniel look like this:

hearing about helicopters makes jennifer look like this ^

"so then the dragon was all like 'i am the king of all the forrest' but then the prince was all 'fuck that i will just cast magic' and oh man it was soooooo awesome and then the dwarfs were released by the evil with oh wait oh wait i forgot to tell you the third dwarf is actually a prince..."

oh god what am i doing with this guy

devops: what did I do in my past life?

tracking ups packages:

day two

i smile in peoples memes

they leave

stop smiling

it looks unnatural

dammit daniel

stop talking

wait wait wait

you guys are responsible for the network?!

achievement unlocked:

double facepalm

i looked into his beard

and now i need therapy

dammit carlo

stop making memes at terrible times

oh god

i saw what's under his hat

noc

grumpy cat edition

you can't see me