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[sees Carlo]

Hi Dad!

here let me just beta test

in devops

i wonder if this will work

i wonder if this will work

i have grown man hands

hi

The first time I ever tried to milk a cow at Grandpa's farm, I didn't even know which end of the cow to milk! Then I guess I got even dumber, because the next time I couldn't even find the barn. Then the last time, I just went out in the woods and lived

with no clothes..

oh shit

thoughts

I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God

we've got to try something!.

Warning to all outer-space guys: You can capture me and put me in your "space zoo" if you like, but I will sit way in the back of my cage, where it's hard to see me. And when I do come out

I won't be wearing any pants..

If I ever become a mummy

I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid a boxing glove on a spring shoots out..

If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a certain lightheartedness to the subject

in a way that tell the reader we are going to have fun with this thing..

Whatcha gonna do, brother, when Hulkamania runs wild on you

beep boop

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what do you mean

we haven't already scanned the IPs!