garpjr

You're nice and intelligent?

How about some socially awkward and bad hand-Eye coordination to go with that?

not sure if before yolo....

People thought they lived more than once

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

START PLAYING DIABLO III

have to wait until midnight

to play diablo 3

shouldn't the thunder be renamed

the oklahoma city bombs?

white people...

i told him i was feeling old and unattractive

he said ''install updates''

Oh, it's mother's day?

Tell me all about how nice you treat your Mom one day a year.

FARTS INTO MICROPHONE

INVENTS DUBSTEP

Knows Cat is afraid of the vacuum

Doesn't turn it on when she is around

Funny facebook status

let me call my expert on statuses

Sends friend request to good guy greg

Ignored

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im talented

gameboy glitches and makes funny noises

copies it and becomes a legend

Went for a shit

forgot phone