Pawn Stars Meme Generator

You list your perfectly good sofa on Facebook Marketplace for £80. First message: "Is this available? I'll do 20 and collect Thursday." Thursday comes. He offers 15. He's brought a van.

Your annual review. You've covered for two people all year. Your manager leans back in his chair. Best he can do is 1.5 percent and a mug.

The games shop offers £3 for your collection of 40 games. Then he rings a mate who's an expert in old games. The expert says £2.

Every website says your car is worth £4,000. The dealer walks round it twice, kicks a tyre and says the best he can do is £900, and that's as a favour.

Why it caught on: Rick Harrison runs the Gold & Silver Pawn Shop in Las Vegas on History's Pawn Stars, which began in 2009, where he lowballs and calls in an expert. "Best I can do" fits every haggle, every pay rise and every negotiation you've ever lost.

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Best Pawn Stars posts

• you have a friend who's an expert? / let me call my friend who's an expert on friends who are experts
• A $100 Bill? / i'll give you 50 bucks for that
• your trying to sell me a lunchbox for $250? Tell you what ill meet you in the middle / $10
• Your grandfather died to keep it in the family? / It's fake
• I'm Sorry But / I can only give 6 bucks for this bar of gold
• One dollar bill? / I'll give you 100 dollars for that!
• you paid $250 for that book last quarter? / $10 is the best I can do
• you have a used condom from Jfk / let me call my buddy whos an expert in used condoms from jfk
• I am an expert / let me call in a buddy of mine
• Old ass nickel? / let me call my buddy who is an expert in old ass nickels
• The original mona lisa / I can give you fifty dollars.
• oh, its really old / lets make a joke about my dad
• a time machine? / there's no market for that
• o you got some vhs tapes? / let me call a buddy whos an expert in worthless shit
• A solid gold ferrari? / The best I can give you is an m&m and a dollar
• You just discovered a live tyrannosaUrus Rex? / You mind if I bring in a guy to look at it?
• Charizard? / Ill give you 2 bulbasaurs for it, its the best i can do
• ugandan child? / let me call in my friend kony who's an expert on this
• "this item is worth $7,500" / I'll give you 50 bucks for it
• COOL STORY BRO / LET ME CALL A BUDDY OF MINE WHOS AN EXPERT ON GIVING A SHIT