Scumbag God Meme Generator
You decide to eat healthily. Broccoli: bitter. Cake: perfect. Somebody designed this system, and they were not on your side.
Your wisdom teeth arrive at twenty four with nowhere to go and have to be taken out by a dentist at great expense. Wisdom, they call it.
Summer holiday, warm evening, you finally sit outside with a drink. So do the mosquitoes, which exist for no reason anyone has explained and have chosen you specifically.
Your team wins and the striker thanks God. Your team loses four nil and nobody mentions God at all. The credit is always upstairs. The blame is always the referee.
Why it caught on: a stern bearded God cut from a classical painting got the cap from the 2011 Scumbag Steve photo, originally worn by a real man, Blake Boston, and old questions about why the world is built this way finally fitted in two cheeky lines.
Best Scumbag God posts
- creates boobs / so men can go to hell for looking
- Creates everything in 6 days / makes it look like it took billions of years
- Creates Holy Land / Promises it to everyone
- gives humanity free will / "my way or the highway"
- CREATE GAYS / HATE GAYS
- you are all equal / oh, exept for gay people, women, aand africa. lol.
- Creates earth / and millions of things that can destroy it
- knock up mary / blame holy ghost
- Tells Jews they are chosen / doesn't say it's for the gas chamber
- Creates a genius / gives him cancer
- You're nice and intelligent? / How about some socially awkward and bad hand-Eye coordination to go with that?
- doctor saves patient's life / takes all the credit
- Gives people teeth to eat / makes them rot when in contact with food
- says satan created evil / created satan
- Wants your love / Kills your family and friends to test it
- Gets 100% of the credit for curing your cancer / and 0% of the blame for causing it
- makes dinosaurs / kills them all
- DEMAND FAITH / OFFER NO EVIDENCE
- helps athletes catch balls / ignores amputees
- my son was a jew / lets hitler kill all the jews