DaveBob

sure i know my abcs!

k-f-c-is-good-for-me!

I'll trade you 5 bitcoins

If you give me your lunch

What if I told you...

Ski-bi-ki kap-kap And da boom-poom-boo-rro-boom Boom! Two plus two is four. Minus one. Dats three. Quick maths. Everyday mans on the block. Smoke trees. See ya gyal in da park. Dat gyal is a uckers. When da ting went quack-quack-quack. U men were ducking. Hol' tight. Ass-knee. He's gotta pumpee. Hol' tight. My men. He's gotta frisbee. I trap-trap-trap on a road. Moving dat cornflakes. Rice crispies. Hol' tight. My gyal Whitney. The ting go skrrrrrrra. Pa-pa ka-ka-ka Ski-bi-ki-pa-pa And a poom-poom-boo-rro-boom SKYEA! Pom-pong-kon-kong-pon-pon Boom-boom Yao! I don't wanna look like Boo-rro-boom-boom-boo-boo-booom The ting go skrrrrboom Boom-bo-bo-boom-pa-b-boom Ski-bi-ki-pao-boom Boom-boo-b-boom-boom-boom-bo-bo-b-b-oom Ski-bo-po-po-boom I ju... (wat wat) The ting go skrrr (wat wat) Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka (wat wat) Ski-bi-ki-pa (wat wat) Ski-bi-kip-pa-pa (wat wat wat wat) And a poom-poom-boo-rro-boom (wat wat wat wat) Tha gya told me take off ya jacket I said "Babez, mans no' hot" Hop out the four-door with the .44, it was one, two, three and four (our) ---------- ting (ting) Yo dad is 44. Hop out the four-door (four-dour) Boom! Let him know, when i see him I ju... (wat wat) The ting go skrrr (wat wat) Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka (wat wat) Ski-bi-ki-pa (wat wat) Ski-bi-kip-pa-pa (wat wat) SKYEA! Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boo-rro-boom-b-b-oom I said "Babez, mans no' hot" AGH, The ting go skrrrra. Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka Ski-bi-di-pa-pa And da boom-boom-boo-rro-boom Hop out the four-door (four-dour) Boom! Let him know, when i see him (is-is-is-DJ-FLEX-flex-flex-x) U know wat it is. Man got e, man got i, excellent.

fists himself in the ass

dies

Uses blue toothpaste to brush teeth

teeth go green

Cucumbers are 99% water. Jesus can walk on water

i can walk on cucumbers. therefor i am 99% jesus

what if this meme has 1,000,000 upvotes

but the number of downvotes makes it seem really low?

"HOw did i get out of Iraq?"

I ran

Hey nigga

I have a carEer as a chef now. Theyre rated 666 michelin stars.