Bad Luck Brian Meme Generator
You finally take a sick day. It's the day the boss brings in cake, announces bonuses, and asks who'd like to lead the exciting new project. Everyone looks at your empty chair. It's yours now.
You sprint for the train and make it, just. The doors close behind you. It's the wrong train. It doesn't stop until Peterborough.
You drop the toast. Butter side down. On the one morning you used the good butter, on the new rug.
After two weeks of rain you book a day off for the one sunny day in the forecast. The sun comes. So does a man to dig up the road outside your window, from 8 until 6.
Why it caught on: Bad Luck Brian is Kyle Craven's school photo, sweater vest, braces and all, posted to Reddit by a friend in 2012. Kyle dressed up for it as a joke and took the fame in the same spirit, and a face that hopeful is made for everything to go wrong, as yours does, about once a week.
Best Bad Luck Brian posts
- touched by jesus / in mexican prison
- Ringtone Goes off at a funeral / Highway to Hell
- smiles for school photo / gets turned into a meme
- sentenced to life in prison / becomes immortal
- "I'm on a boat!" / Titanic
- downloads winrar / .rar
- gets hit by car sees a bright light / second car
- hot girl gets in the elevator / FARTED 2 SECONDS AGO
- is batman for halloween / parents die
- RINGTONE GOES OF AT FUNERAL / HIGHWAY TO HELL
- goes to jail in monopoly / gets raped
- At girlfriends house for the first time / takes a dump and clogs toilet
- SETS PASSWORD AS "MYDICK" / PASSWORD TOO SHORT
- goes hunting / gets shot by a deer
- Drinks fresh milk out of a cow / it was a bull
- yolo / reincarnated
- Commits suicide / gets arrested
- throws rock at the ground / misses
- Qualifies for olympic table tennis / plays china in first round
- Gets a new follower on twitter / slenderman