Scumbag Steve Meme Generator
He borrows your car for "one quick errand". It comes back three days later with the fuel light on, the seat moved, and a parking ticket in the glovebox, folded neatly, like a gift.
He asks for a lift to the airport at 5 in the morning. You wait outside his flat for twenty minutes. He gets in and asks if you can stop at a cash machine.
He arrives at your party with nothing. He leaves with the good beer, a slice of cake in his pocket and your flatmate's phone charger. He texts "great night mate", which, for him, it was.
At dinner he orders the steak and three cocktails, then says "shall we just split it evenly?" You had a salad. Somehow you are the difficult one.
Why it caught on: Blake Boston's mother photographed him in a doorway in a sideways cap and a fur lined coat, and it reached Reddit in 2011. By his own account he's a decent guy, but everyone has known a Steve, and most of us have, once or twice, been one.
Best Scumbag Steve posts
- Downloads Music for free / Buys $300 headphones
- Borrows your Ps3 / Brings back ps2
- Doesn't want to spend 5$ on food / Spends 40$ on weed instead
- upvotes own meme / logs out, upvotes own meme again
- gets hired at walmart / call in sick on first day
- Sends you love notes / sends same notes to another girl
- Putin commits war crimes on cancer patients / to fight evil
- goes to thrift store / steals
- calls in sick / posts pictures on facebook at the beach.
- goes to mcdonalds / asks for directions to burger king
- Saves a seat on the bus / for his bag
- refuses to wear a mask / spreads corona. people die.
- Borrows your razor / REturns it, stIll has beard
- Complains about leechers / Doesn't seed
- creates a meme / its a inside joke
- complains about facebook / on facebook
- Dating hottest girl in high school / Is 23 years old.
- offers to give you a ride home / demands gas money
- Watching sixth sense / tells you bruce willis was dead the whole time
- Makes a facebook status / likes it himself