chismo

goes to the bathroom to throw up

throws down instead

DEADMOUSE?

DONT YOU MEAN DEAD-MOW-5?

You're nice and intelligent?

How about some socially awkward and bad hand-Eye coordination to go with that?

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im talented

if two gay people of the opposite sex married

would this be a gay marriage?

Made it to Sunday

Game of Thrones!

i create the earth for all humanity

EXCEPT FOR ANTARCTICA, WHICH IS FOR PENGUINS. I LIKE PENGUINS.

Staying inactive leads to heart disease

Going outside too much leads to skin cancer

Needs to wipe down sink after shaving.

uses discarded boxers.

fAVOURITE CHORD?

A MINOR

I love pringles

but my hands can't fit in the tube

creates a meme

its a inside joke