mememakermes

groin kick!

all the white supremacists!

hey, alex?

stop that shit *right now*, bro!

in a language he'd understand....

Die Bestätigung wird will will be will get folgen .

hey pat!

careful on that horse there buddy!

What can i say?

Nazis *love* me!

what if, during the solar eclipse

the sun melts the moon?

quitter.

fuck you all. I'm outta here!

fucking onions!

ride!

all the spin bikes to west seattle!

none are so butthurt

as the conservative christian that has made disparaging racial, misogynistic or homophobic remarks, being gently reminded that said remarks are not very christian of them.

usdoj: seize! trump tower and convert it to a high-security prison, to lock up

all of the trumps, all trump staff and associates, and all of the republican politicians on the grounds of corruption and treason!

no! no! no! FFs!

Trump was supposed to be the guest of honor at *bastard* day, *not* bastille day!

remember when a "projectionist" was some person in an enclosed room at the back of a theater, than ran the movie, and not some narcissistic, corrupt orange fuck occupying the white house?

pepperidge FARMS remembers...

ummmm.....yeaaahhh....insurance companies, before you insure them, if you could just make gun store owners install bank quality vaults, and lock up every last gun and every last piece ammo in the store in them every night

that would be greaaaaat.