mememakermes

calories!

how the fuck do vacuum cleaners cords tie themselves into a knot?!?

and accepting that it happens, why the fuck is it so goddamn hard for a person to undo the bloody-ass knot?!?

why?

Young woman dies at age 32 who, according to her obituary, was a huge advocate for the disadvantaged. This greedy, arrogant, piece of shit, who has, and will, *always* be a GREEDY, ARROGANT, PIECE OF SHIT, is still alive at age 71. Why?

spends $35,000.00 on a rolex

complains about $35.00 per month tax increase to pay for his state's desperately needed infrastructure improvements.

Hey! all of you that wasted eight years of your lives claiming corruption in the obama administration!

you fucking idiots finally got your wish for a corrupt presidency when you put trump in the white house!

Why are the falsehoods of the ignorant often so more loudly expressed

than the truths of the intelligent?

hey, paul ryan! You lied to a nun there, pal!

duly noted.....

i wonder how many of the conservatives of the "you need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps" mindset

establish gofundme accounts for themselves when devastating financial challenges befall them?

"Trump says U.S. can’t afford quick withdrawal from 16-year Afghan War"-Headline

the united states would have greatly benefitted had fred trump done a quick withdrawal around mid-september 1945

good, good, donald trump...

...let the blindness flow through you...

hey, conservatives!

remember, science is bullshit. don't believe the liberal fake news that you need a pair of special glasses to view the solar eclipse.

hey, jim!

Just so ya know, buddy, the real reason for the eclipse is to announce my second coming. So, be sure to stare long and hard directly at the sun. Oh, And don't wear any of those special glasses. That's liberal fake news.

major transit changes proposed. person with chronic health issues simply comments that they will lose their one bus ride to regular APPOINTMENTs and have to transfer. He says they will "....just have to deal with it"

major arterial street RESTRUCTURING PROPOSED. speed and lanes reduced. comes all unglued on how bad that will make his single occupancy commute. comes unglued AGAIN when someone gently points out he can simply leave 5 or 10 minutes earlier.

i wonder how many

dogs of the basenji breed are named "benji"?

why the fuck

do some people pronounce gif as "jif", when it stands for "Graphics Interchange Format" which has a hard g?!? Joddamn idiots!