frostburnx

what if we are the aliens

You say you want to deport all of the muslims?

Tell me more about how you do business with Iran.

What if I told you...

Dragons were real, and satan took them over to misguide the people dragons once governed in order to trick them into satan worship?

Does one bad apple spoil the bunch?

Or were they all going bad anyway?

What if I told you...

satan cen be defeated. His weakness is an incapability to change from a strict sense of order and a lack of fundamental basic tenets that we take for granted, like honor, nobility, or compassion?

There are about 6 million illegal mexican immigrants in the usa

Who does Trump remind you of now?

What if I told you...

You don't have to choose an evil god, or hell? That there is a third option?

Disingenuous republicunt

is just as bad as disingenuous liberal, except that he votes against basic morality.

What if I told you...

The human god, jehova, is the devil and wants to steal your soul in order to make a hostile take over of the universe. He is very close to taking over reality.

What if I told you...

האל האנושי, יהוה, הוא השטן ורוצה לגנוב את נשמתך יעודד לקחת עוין על היקום הידוע, והוא קרוב משתלט מציאות.

john flora of upstate new york

has sex with little kids.

What if I told you...

demons were babies, and satan worship is pedophilia?

Thinking too hard....uhhhhh

I'm just going to shove tiny men up my but. Hnnnnnggggg.....

You were the chosen one!

You weren't supposed to shove tiny men up your butt!

What if Donald Trump wasn't a legal citizen of the United States

And all of the birth certificate stuff and the deportation stuff was just a cover?