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up with deistic city-planners, down with implements of agrarian labor,

i intend to consume one ounce of plant-matter.

up with deistic city-planners, down with implements of agrarian labor,

i intend to consume one ounce of plant-matter.

Joseph Ducreux

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what if i told you

your taxes pay the salaries of all politicians, regardless of which party you voted for.

what if i told you

your taxes pay the salaries of all politicians, regardless of which party you voted for.

Scumbag Morpheus

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yo, bro, the virgin mary is drunk

got any condoms I can borrow?

yo, bro, the virgin mary is drunk

got any condoms I can borrow?

Scumbag God

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beholding the exemplary conditions of my carriage's conveyance

they are frustrated by my superior social stature

beholding the exemplary conditions of my carriage's conveyance

they are frustrated by my superior social stature

Joseph Ducreux

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this mortal coil amounts to nought else aside from

birthing-hipped wenches of marriageable age and the token commodity of currency exchange

this mortal coil amounts to nought else aside from

birthing-hipped wenches of marriageable age and the token commodity of currency exchange

Joseph Ducreux

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what if i told you

the green code in the matrix is only a metaphor for fiat e-currency?

what if i told you

the green code in the matrix is only a metaphor for fiat e-currency?

Scumbag Morpheus

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a is for apple, b is for bitch slapped, c is for crack dealers, d is for dead daughter

f is for finish your f*cking homework before I die of disappointment

a is for apple, b is for bitch slapped, c is for crack dealers, d is for dead daughter

f is for finish your f*cking homework before I die of disappointment

High Expectations Asian Father

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y u no have a because

u have no abacus

y u no have a because

u have no abacus

High Expectations Asian Father

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falls deeply in true love at first sight only once in whole life

with a random stranger, never sees them again and never mentions it to anyone.

falls deeply in true love at first sight only once in whole life

with a random stranger, never sees them again and never mentions it to anyone.

Socially Awkward Penguin

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just got us both backstage passes to the backstreet boys entire summer tour

Hopefully this will help you learn to leave that britney bitch alone.

just got us both backstage passes to the backstreet boys entire summer tour

Hopefully this will help you learn to leave that britney bitch alone.

Overly Attached Girlfriend 2

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i made your favorite

pet into a stew

i made your favorite

pet into a stew

Overly Attached Girlfriend 2

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i'm late on my period and the strip turned blue

so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

i'm late on my period and the strip turned blue

so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

Overly Attached Girlfriend 2

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i don't hate you

i just look mad

i don't hate you

i just look mad

Insanity Scene Wolf

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i'm not on my period

you're the fat ass who's retaining water weight, mr. insensitive sexist closet self hating basket case phobic prick faced son of the devil's whore

i'm not on my period

you're the fat ass who's retaining water weight, mr. insensitive sexist closet self hating basket case phobic prick faced son of the devil's whore

Insanity Scene Wolf

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make me look shallow?

make me look shallow?

Insanity Scene Wolf

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