WhatzItToYa

My lover says that i am a pedophile

what do they know? they're only 6

FOR EVERY 1 DOLLAR SPEND ON YOU

I RECEIVE 1 MILLIOOOOOON

YOU THOUGHT THAT XBOX WAS A SPORT

DIDN'T YOU SQUIDWARD

what if i told you

that piers morgan is an asshat

OH THE SHITS I TAKE ARE JUST MAGICAL

a time machine?

there's no market for that

I don't always smoke a joint

but when i do what chicken?

YOUR GAY

AREN'T YOU SQUID WARD

gets offered a job in the army

target dummy

I'VE HAD PUPPIES

not sure if i should keep refreshing the startup page

or go to bed

"I'm a follower of yolo"

no

Saved Up for a new Macbook Pro

Bought an EQUIVALENT PC, Dinner for 4 at red lobster, and a car instead

Never say never

to drugs!