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Receives complex multi-question, carefully written email concerning important and time sensitive departmental business
Reads first two sentences then partially answers first question befor leaving country on personal book tour
Receives complex multi-question, carefully written email concerning important and time sensitive departmental business
Reads first two sentences then partially answers first question befor leaving country on personal book tour
1889 [10] guy
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Professor Persimore: Holder of advanced academic degrees, writer of numerous books and lectures, man of knowledge and culture
doesn't understand email
Professor Persimore: Holder of advanced academic degrees, writer of numerous books and lectures, man of knowledge and culture
doesn't understand email
1889 [10] guy
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receives urgent message from junior member of faculty regarding student in crisis
provides an answer which is merely a reformulation of the original question
receives urgent message from junior member of faculty regarding student in crisis
provides an answer which is merely a reformulation of the original question
1889 [10] guy
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notices attractive female student in class dressed in fine clothes
certain she was dressed for him
notices attractive female student in class dressed in fine clothes
certain she was dressed for him
1889 [10] guy
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Needs quarters for laundry and parking meters
takes them from the student gumball machine
Needs quarters for laundry and parking meters
takes them from the student gumball machine
1889 [10] guy
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Receives complex multi-question carefully written email concerning time sensitive and crucial departmental business
Reads 2 sentences then partially answers first question before leaving country on personal book tour
Receives complex multi-question carefully written email concerning time sensitive and crucial departmental business
Reads 2 sentences then partially answers first question before leaving country on personal book tour
1889 [10] guy
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bends key in office door, requests new one
Bends new key in office door
bends key in office door, requests new one
Bends new key in office door
1889 [10] guy
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receives honors and accolades for efforts expended on behalf of students and the department
complains about work load
receives honors and accolades for efforts expended on behalf of students and the department
complains about work load
1889 [10] guy
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I saw you posted pictures of your new baby on facebook.
do I look like i'm interested in your sex life?
I saw you posted pictures of your new baby on facebook.
do I look like i'm interested in your sex life?
Grumpy Cat
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So excited about your lunch that you made a picture of it?
what makes you think I want to look at it?
So excited about your lunch that you made a picture of it?
what makes you think I want to look at it?
Grumpy Cat
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you just got engaged?
i could care less.
you just got engaged?
i could care less.
Grumpy Cat
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one does not simply
visit his mother without being driven to insanity
one does not simply
visit his mother without being driven to insanity
One Does Not Simply
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