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Women don't always dress to impress me
but when they do, they don't wear Norts
Women don't always dress to impress me
but when they do, they don't wear Norts
The Most Interesting Man In The World
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spends so much time on facebook that office administrator resorts to posting on his wall concerning unanswered emails and other departmental issues
blocks administrator from his page.
spends so much time on facebook that office administrator resorts to posting on his wall concerning unanswered emails and other departmental issues
blocks administrator from his page.
1889 [10] guy
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spends so much time on facebook that office administrator posted on his wall regarding unanswered emails and other departmental issues
blocked departental administrator from his page.
spends so much time on facebook that office administrator posted on his wall regarding unanswered emails and other departmental issues
blocked departental administrator from his page.
1889 [10] guy
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was informed in writing that I would not be in the office to meet with him until after 1:30 on a given day
Replied that he would come before one
was informed in writing that I would not be in the office to meet with him until after 1:30 on a given day
Replied that he would come before one
1889 [10] guy
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was told via email the only way to do something was to follow a specific sequence: abcdef
Replied with email asking if he could do it gnwria
was told via email the only way to do something was to follow a specific sequence: abcdef
Replied with email asking if he could do it gnwria
1889 [10] guy
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receives two emails requesting information pertinent to departmental business. Emails require a 3 minute response.
ignores emails for weeks while spending hours on facebook posting various political and social updates
receives two emails requesting information pertinent to departmental business. Emails require a 3 minute response.
ignores emails for weeks while spending hours on facebook posting various political and social updates
1889 [10] guy
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receives two emails requesting information pertinent to departmental business. Emails require a 3 minute response.
Ignores emails for weeks while spends hours on facebook posting various political and social updates.
receives two emails requesting information pertinent to departmental business. Emails require a 3 minute response.
Ignores emails for weeks while spends hours on facebook posting various political and social updates.
1889 [10] guy
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on this cyclical celebration of the day of thy nativity
I wish thee an abundance of blessings and joy
on this cyclical celebration of the day of thy nativity
I wish thee an abundance of blessings and joy
Joseph Ducreux
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My gratitude for expressing in my company the most recent information regarding thy grand accomplishments
Now, I pray thee, acquire a measure of fornication from the vicinity of my countenance
My gratitude for expressing in my company the most recent information regarding thy grand accomplishments
Now, I pray thee, acquire a measure of fornication from the vicinity of my countenance
Joseph Ducreux
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My gratitude for expressing the most recent information regarding thine accomplishments
Now, I pray thee, create a more substantial interspatial distance between thee and me
My gratitude for expressing the most recent information regarding thine accomplishments
Now, I pray thee, create a more substantial interspatial distance between thee and me
Joseph Ducreux
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You're pursuing an advanced degree in religious studies?
tell me again of your plan to live in cardboard boxes the rest of your life
You're pursuing an advanced degree in religious studies?
tell me again of your plan to live in cardboard boxes the rest of your life
Willy Wonka
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may the forthcoming days of mirth and cheerful revelry
be unto you as a blessing
may the forthcoming days of mirth and cheerful revelry
be unto you as a blessing
Joseph Ducreux
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On this cyclical celebration of the day of your nativity
I wish thee an abundance of blessings and joy
On this cyclical celebration of the day of your nativity
I wish thee an abundance of blessings and joy
Joseph Ducreux
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thou hast betrothed thyself !
I wish thee abundant mercies and joy
thou hast betrothed thyself !
I wish thee abundant mercies and joy
Joseph Ducreux
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Thou hast betrothed thyself to another?
May your loins be afflicted with the consequences of unclean intercourse!
Thou hast betrothed thyself to another?
May your loins be afflicted with the consequences of unclean intercourse!
Joseph Ducreux
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