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yes i have bread about my neck
rye do you ask?
yes i have bread about my neck
rye do you ask?
Taco Bread
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not sure if constipated...
OR BODY IS FUNCTIONING AT 100% EFFICIENCY
not sure if constipated...
OR BODY IS FUNCTIONING AT 100% EFFICIENCY
Futurama Fry
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when i am the only one in the restroom
i use the middle urinal
when i am the only one in the restroom
i use the middle urinal
Confession Bear
  • 1
How does a jedi push someone around?
by use of force
How does a jedi push someone around?
by use of force
Lame Pun Coon
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i don't always have unprotected sex
but when I do, it's in third world countries
i don't always have unprotected sex
but when I do, it's in third world countries
The Most Interesting Man In The World
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friend is alone on valentine's day
BRINGS HIM ALONG WITH HIS gal to dinner and a movie
friend is alone on valentine's day
BRINGS HIM ALONG WITH HIS gal to dinner and a movie
Good Guy Greg
  • 1
i don't always celebrate Valentine's Day
but when I do, women bring me gifts
i don't always celebrate Valentine's Day
but when I do, women bring me gifts
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 0
GETS TAKEN OUT BY A GIRL ON VALENTINE'S DAY:
vehicular hit and run
GETS TAKEN OUT BY A GIRL ON VALENTINE'S DAY:
vehicular hit and run
Forever Alone
  • 0
gets taken out by a girl on valentines day:
HIT AND RUN FATALITY
gets taken out by a girl on valentines day:
HIT AND RUN FATALITY
Forever Alone
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every meme:
at most one upvote
every meme:
at most one upvote
Forever Alone
  • 0
pulls off 'do not remove' tag from pillow
GETS SENTENCED TO 20 YEARS
pulls off 'do not remove' tag from pillow
GETS SENTENCED TO 20 YEARS
Bad Luck Brian
  • 1
guess what
I'M PREGNANT!!!
guess what
I'M PREGNANT!!!
Overly Attached Girlfriend 2
  • 0
if aliens came to eat us
I would want to be served-up baked
if aliens came to eat us
I would want to be served-up baked
Really Stoned Guy
  • 0
IF ALIENS CAME TO EAT US
I would want to get baked
IF ALIENS CAME TO EAT US
I would want to get baked
Really Stoned Guy
  • 0
Must PUT PARENTHESES
AROUND everything!
Must PUT PARENTHESES
AROUND everything!
Paranoid Parrot
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