Lame Pun Coon Meme Generator
The new starter tells the team he left his job at the tax office because it was too taxing. He waits. Nobody laughs. He is absolutely delighted.
Your dad, at Sunday lunch: "Past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense." He's told it every week since you were six. Your mum still sighs on cue. That's love.
Your dating app match opens with "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you." You unmatch. Then you match again, out of respect for the commitment.
A boy in chemistry asks if anyone wants to hear a joke about potassium. Then just says "K." The teacher gives him a detention, and repeats it in the staffroom at lunch.
Why it caught on: a wide-grinning raccoon on a blue colour wheel, popular on Reddit and Tumblr in spring 2010. Bad puns are the only jokes that get better the more people groan, and the raccoon lives for the groan.
Best Lame Pun Coon posts
- Kony Jokes? / Uganda be kidding me
- If it Hurts When you pee / Urine trouble!
- The short fortune teller who escaped from prision / was a small medium at large
- want to hear a joke about potassium? / k
- To wRite with a broken pencil / Is pointless
- Flying / you're doing it wright
- my drug dealer / cracks me up
- what do you call a spanish guy who had his car stolen? / carlos
- says she doesn't eat meat / i never knew that about herbivore
- Why did the jedi Cross the road? / To get to the other side!
- Why Does Waldo wear stripes? / Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
- i quit my job at the i.r.s. / it was too taxing
- past, present, and future walked into a bar / it was tense
- the best time to go to the dentist is / tooth hurty
- NEVER MAKE FUN OF A FAT GIRL WITH A LISP / SHE'S PROBABLY THICK AND TIRED OF IT
- Atheism / a Non-prophet organization
- Jokes about the german sausage / Are the wurst
- did you hear about the cannibal who was late for the meal? / he got the cold shoulder!
- Your girlfriend is on her period? / I knew she was ovary acting to my jokes.
- PEOPLE ARE MAKING END OF THE WORLD JOKES / like there's no tomorrow