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chuck norris caused the big bang

when he invented the roundhouse kick

chuck norris caused the big bang

when he invented the roundhouse kick

Chuck Norris

1

you mean itch scratcher?

you mean itch scratcher?

overly manlyman

1

you sold out to microsoft?

that's a paddlin.

you sold out to microsoft?

that's a paddlin.

Thats a paddlin

0

so you spent $1000 on a flight

to come here and buy me a bowl of rice?

so you spent $1000 on a flight

to come here and buy me a bowl of rice?

skeptical black kid

52

chuck norris doesn't use guns

he can throw a bullet at higher velocity.

chuck norris doesn't use guns

he can throw a bullet at higher velocity.

Chuck Norris

2

chuck norris has no tattoos

for there is no device powerful enough to penetrate his skin

chuck norris has no tattoos

for there is no device powerful enough to penetrate his skin

Chuck Norris

2

so you're telling me

if your kid doesn't finish his meal, I go hungry?

so you're telling me

if your kid doesn't finish his meal, I go hungry?

Skeptical african kid

5

so you're telling me

that howtobasic is the sole reason I ain't got nothin' to eat?

so you're telling me

that howtobasic is the sole reason I ain't got nothin' to eat?

Skeptical african kid

2

what if howtobasic

was a girl all along?

what if howtobasic

was a girl all along?

Conspiracy Keanu

2

fecal matter is abscent

fecal matter is abscent

Joseph Ducreux

5

bought a 50 inch hdtv without leaving the comfort of my chair

have to wait three whole days for delivery.

bought a 50 inch hdtv without leaving the comfort of my chair

have to wait three whole days for delivery.

First World Problems

1

i thought mojang wouldn't sell out to microsoft

never have i been so wrong.

i thought mojang wouldn't sell out to microsoft

never have i been so wrong.

Never Have I Been So Wrong

12

your shit doesn't stink?

the dog sniffing your ass determined that was a lie.

your shit doesn't stink?

the dog sniffing your ass determined that was a lie.

Maury Lie Detector

5

is like teleporting in slow motion.

is like teleporting in slow motion.

Stoner Stanley

1

a wig for the ground.

a wig for the ground.

Stoner Stanley

1

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