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someone once stabbed chuck norris in the eye with a pencil
the pencil ricocheted back into their own eye.
someone once stabbed chuck norris in the eye with a pencil
the pencil ricocheted back into their own eye.
Chuck Norris
  • 4
has to pee
boner
has to pee
boner
Bad Luck Brian
  • 2
erple jerce!
erple jerce!
Ermahgerd
  • 1
captured on camera making a retarded face mid-sentence
immortalized as bad luck brian.
captured on camera making a retarded face mid-sentence
immortalized as bad luck brian.
Bad Luck Brian
  • 10
pees
comes out sideways and sprays on the floor.
pees
comes out sideways and sprays on the floor.
Bad Luck Brian
  • 9
drops toothbrush
right in the toilet.
drops toothbrush
right in the toilet.
Bad Luck Brian
  • 3
watching youtube while taking a shit
drops phone in toilet.
watching youtube while taking a shit
drops phone in toilet.
Bad Luck Brian
  • 7
what if clothes
are actually wearing us?
what if clothes
are actually wearing us?
Stoner Stanley
  • 3
in soviet russia
rabbits carry human feet for luck.
in soviet russia
rabbits carry human feet for luck.
In Soviet Russia
  • 2
I can stream 1080p video on my phone while i'm taking a shit
but the toilet water still splashes my ass
I can stream 1080p video on my phone while i'm taking a shit
but the toilet water still splashes my ass
First World Problems
  • 1
in soviet russia
your pants shit you.
in soviet russia
your pants shit you.
In Soviet Russia
  • 8
when chuck norris plays minecraft, he doesn't need tools
his fists break any block instantly.
when chuck norris plays minecraft, he doesn't need tools
his fists break any block instantly.
Chuck Norris
  • 1
chuck norris can break a stack of 20 bricks
with his penis.
chuck norris can break a stack of 20 bricks
with his penis.
Chuck Norris
  • 1
hydrochloric acid?
you mean soap?
hydrochloric acid?
you mean soap?
overly manlyman
  • 17
we have the microtechnology to buy stuff from any country in the world while sitting on the toilet
but can't invent a toilet that doesn't splash up your ass when you poop.
we have the microtechnology to buy stuff from any country in the world while sitting on the toilet
but can't invent a toilet that doesn't splash up your ass when you poop.
First World Problems
  • 2

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