thedarkener

how i always feel

on my birthday

sometimes, the wrong notes

teach you the most

Oh, you won't do it again?

tell me about your epiphany.

mexico will pay for the wall!

i mean u.s. taxpayers will pay for the wall!!

says trump is the best president

smokes outside when a/c pulls smoke into sleeping infant's room on 2nd floor

asks why your wife is being a bitch because she asked him to smoke somewhere else

talks to friends for a half hour

pulls out a Mcdonald's cheeseburger from pocket

Offers his truck to haul a couch to your place

demands $50 afterwards

open bobs

show bobs

will someone release

his 2016 taxes this month?

so terrorists are pouring in because the judge nixed your executive order?

tell me how many security briefings you've been to, how many attacks on u.s. soil there have been in the past 16 years, how you suddenly trust the cia, how many terrorists from 9/11 were in the countries you banned, and how you know more about isis than military generals again?

what if trump staged a terror attack

because he didn't get his muslim ban?

You want to sabotage america?

because that's how you sabotage america.

if all the news is about trump, but all the news is fake

is trump fake news?