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Won a beauty pageant

was an audience member.

DAT ASS....

I'd hit it

ohhhhhhhhhhh

yeeeeeeahhhhhh

You like men...

don't you squidward....?

Links full clear acheivement

is lying, used underacheiver addon to do it

demands you link full clear acheivement

on 2nd week content has even been out

I'd RAther die on my feet

than live on my knees

raptor jesus.

he went extinct for your sins.

dress like transvestite , make music.

profit.

claims biggest influence is metallica

sounds like suicide silence took a shit

our influences include metallica , megadeth , slayer , guns n roses , pantera , and all those other generally respected classic bands

for inexplicable reasons , we sound nothing like any of them.

calls black veil brides gay

wears twice as much makeup , makes 50 times worse music

i'll stop listening to black metal

when my penis grows to a normal size so I can stop compensating.

son I don't know how to tell you this but I've been diagnosed..........

a nigger.... that means for the rest of my life I'm doomed to love fried chicken big bootys and menthol cigarettes. (Boy) but dad... that actually sounds... fucking awesome! (Father) GO TO YOUR ROOM! I AIN'T RAISING NO TOLERANT LEVEL HEADED PERSON DAMMIT!