newbiehere

i really don't know

which razor i should use to shave my balls

I don't always rub my genitals on your dog's face

but when i do and you catch me, it's really really awkward

I don't always speak english

but when I do, i use a fake spanish accent.

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im talented

FARTS INTO MICROPHONE

INVENTS DUBSTEP

Has a naked in school dream

wasn't a dream

what if this meme has 1,000,000 upvotes

but the number of downvotes makes it seem really low?

i dont always have ALZHEIMERs

I DONT ALWAYS HAVE ALZHEIMERS

WHAT IF EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKED IF YOU ARE GAY...

THEY ARE SECRETLY WISHING YOU WOULD SAY YES TO ASK YOU OUT?

NEW MACBOOK PRO

$2,000 FACEBOOK MACHINE

Your crush went from being single to in a relationship

but when I do, it's pretty obvious

I don't always mess up

I don't always have a punchline

I don't always spazz out

but when i do, as;lfjargtkasjdgfkl;asgja

I'm in jail

for insider trading