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I don't always wipe my ass when I've pooped
but when I do, I use 200 grid sanding paper
I don't always wipe my ass when I've pooped
but when I do, I use 200 grid sanding paper
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 1
Not sure if I'm loosing my erection
or if it's just getting colder here
Not sure if I'm loosing my erection
or if it's just getting colder here
Futurama Fry
  • 1
pearl Jam?
Never had that! Don't you mean pearl necklace?
pearl Jam?
Never had that! Don't you mean pearl necklace?
Musically Oblivious 8th Grader
  • 0
If a deaf person has to go to court
is it still called a hearing?
If a deaf person has to go to court
is it still called a hearing?
Philosoraptor
  • 21
If it looks like 2 v's
why is it a double u?
If it looks like 2 v's
why is it a double u?
Philosoraptor
  • 23
If you live each day like it's your last...
wouldn't you last day be a normal day?
If you live each day like it's your last...
wouldn't you last day be a normal day?
Philosoraptor
  • 41
Do vegans swallow?
Do vegans swallow?
Philosoraptor
  • 50
why do noses run
but feet smell?
why do noses run
but feet smell?
Philosoraptor
  • 618
if a near-miss essentially means a full-hit
then why in aviation is a near-miss when 2 planes didn't hit eachother...
if a near-miss essentially means a full-hit
then why in aviation is a near-miss when 2 planes didn't hit eachother...
Philosoraptor
  • 0
n'sync
.. that a new itunes feature?
n'sync
.. that a new itunes feature?
Musically Oblivious 8th Grader
  • 14
indeed i am happy to see you
indeed that's not a roll of quarters in my pocket
indeed i am happy to see you
indeed that's not a roll of quarters in my pocket
1889 [10] guy
  • 1
delivery pizza!
y u no warm and y u no cold as well?
delivery pizza!
y u no warm and y u no cold as well?
Y U No
  • 1
fart in an elevator
exit and then press all buttons
fart in an elevator
exit and then press all buttons
Trollface
  • 2
isn't every airplane landing
actually a controlled crash?
isn't every airplane landing
actually a controlled crash?
Philosoraptor
  • 2
Opened microwave door with one second to go
no beep
Opened microwave door with one second to go
no beep
Success Kid
  • 1

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