martinel

"one direction are better than the beatles"

.

when you hang upside down

is it still throwing up

goes to MAke popcorn

facebook argument ends before finished

I don't always update iTunes

But when I do, I prefer to shoot my laptop in the face

Friend passed out

Doesn't draw on his face

Notices you don't drink

doesn't bother you about it

doesn't talk about

fight club

Not sure if small iPad

or big iPod touch

im a physicist

not a religious douche

wake up on island

PUNCH Trees

Hits on girls

at a funeral

RAMIREZ!

I'm pregnant.

Not sure if friends are dead

or just playing diablo

One does not simply

DO HOMEWORK