ChrisFClarke

"...And then the fairy took a big crap."

Hey! *I'm* taking a big crap!

Sticks and stones may break my bones,

but pooping and forfeiting the G rating excite me.

Can't decide between Romney and Obama?

Take a third option and vote for Pedro instead!

Forfeiting the desired G rating

since day one

I forfeited the G rating

and I liked it

My to-do list:

Poop, forfeit G rating

Gunna forfeit dat, gunna forfeit dat

G...... rating

Gunna forfeit

dat G rating

On the eighth day

God created San Diego and public naked masturbation

Chapter 2 - "Why are we here?" Douglas cried as poop came out his wiener in a long, thin strip. It was wiener poop, which is the grossest poop of all.

The pee-pee got on the woman's leg and she screamed, pooping out her boobs. And so, when the pee got mixed with the poop, it smelled like a butt.

The Poop That Took a Pee: Chapter 1 - Douglas had to poop. His butt was all stinky because he had to poop so badly. There was a gross woman named Rebecca who was sunbathing all naked, and she was fat.

Douglas walked up to her and said, "I need to poop." "OK," Rebecca replied. "I like poop." Douglas squatted down over the fat, sunbathing lady and went poop. The poop sat there on Rebecca's boobs, looking like a wiener.

On the eighth day

God created poop

"Uh... excuse me, I'd like to return this child

because he jacked it in San Diego."

Sweet mother of... Are you meming with your stupid "Damaged Disney" again, Khali!?

I'd rather camp in a haunted forest than look at that shit!

If you camp in an evil forest

you're gonna have a bad time