gavinkw

When your kid tells a

dumb lie

I'll have you know

I'm giving out free prostate exams in the back of my van next to the dumpster behind the liquor store

Done we made it guys

Perfect fortnite win

im gay

and i have boyfriend

What if i told you

Donald trump is an orange

So you telling me i have

been eating the wrong catnip

Did you know that a baker caused the great fire of london

No he didn't it was me

roses are red

violets are red...tulips are red...bushes are red,,,trees are red...i set your garden on fire

im better then Ninja

in Fortnite

is a Diarre

a Instrument?

Damn it

I don`t always shut up,

but when I do, have you heard of these new shoed called LiteUpz? I heard stupid Bobby has a pair. Anyways, did you know that the liteupz can light up? I mean, any old guy would assume that they lit up from the name, but I didn`t know until I saw stupid Bobby wearing them. Also, have you seen the new Neantindoh Swetckh? It`s a terrible ripoff of the Nintendo Switch! They even copy the games! Come on, Paintball Splat 2? Super Mary O. Adventure? 1-2 Swetckh? Come on! They didn`t even try!

plz 5 more mins

no my ipad!!!!

no

you're welcome

Is that Crippling Depression i see?

Or is it just your stupidity?