mememakermes

donald j. trump!

demit thine ass forthwith!

i wonder how much u.s. taxpayers

are spending per month on fireproof pants?

"you have to stand....for the national anthem..."----Donald trump

False! You have to not sell our country to Putin's russia, you narcissistic, maniacal traitor!

that moment when in the heat of passion

you call siri "alexa"

it's the word "to". T-O. That's only two (2) keystrokes. Only one (1) keystroke more than typing the number "2" like you did.

Why the fuck couldn't you just type the two (2) letter word out? using the number in its place fucks with readers' brains in trying to process how a quantity of something applies to your comment, asshole

Congress is about to shutdown and no one bats an eye

someone spoils the ending of breaking bad on facebook and everyone loses their minds

Wear a bikini and nobody panics

Wear a bra and underwear and everyone loses their minds

batman bats an eye and no one bats an eye

i bat an eye on batman eye with a baseball bat and everyone can't understand this meme

yet another multi-casualty gun tragedy and gun nuts just wring their hands and pray as a reaction

gun safety advocates yet again propose sensible gun laws, and those same gun nuts lose their minds

i wonder if john bolton's mustache

is something he just uses as a distraction from all of the damage he has done and continues to do with his treasonous actions.

if god is "our creator", and we are "born sinners"

doesn't that mean god fucked up somewhere along the line?

when you see a wart on your head

in the mirror