Megaminecrafter

hey i just met you and this is crazy

but i am a huge giant who just came crashing through your door because i somehow found out where exactly you were staying but anyway the people you have been staying with for the past 11 years are liars and im telling you the truth you're a wizard and you've been invited to attend a magic school who's principal's name is dumbledore and also here's a cake i know when your birthday is isn't this all legit. so join me maybe??...

Talkn bout niggas aint loyal but when i zoom in on yo scalp..them edges aint loyal

but that's none of my business

nobody is going to read this

but if you do... have a nice day!!!

Tua morosa ti chiama topolini?

Sarai un sorcio da letto o vuole che li mangi la topa

If (ONLY) 30% of the bees are dying

what happens to the other 70%?

Pressed "like" and saved that deformed child, did you?

You're my hero.

so all men are assholes?

tell me more about how your friendzone guys treat you badly

Nice tapout shirt

tell me about your mma record

You’ve got quite the collection of facebook posts,

Tell me again how you don’t have time to fill out job aplicaitons.

I would tell a joke about reproduction

But only people with shared dna will relate

You hate your parents?

Please continue using your unlimited data to share it on facebook using your i phone 7 Plus

YOU DO KNOW

ACTORS ARE JUST PROFESSIONAL LIARS

brace yourself

trump is coming