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What if I told you...

That satan is the matrix, and demons are the agents?

Joseph Jackowski and Paul Galinis walk out of a bedroom. Joe: I don't like being raped

But we all know Joseph Jackowski secretly likes it in the butt.

I'm not always in the presence of a girl who mysteriously drowned in the ocean while I was swimming with her

But when I do, I'm Joseph Jackowski of Queens New York

I don't always spontaneously grab children while on the street, and have private conversations about shooting them in the head

But when I do, I'm Joseph Jackowski of Queens, New York

I don't always sacrifice children to satan on infant blood altars

But when I do I'm joseph jackowski, and I do so in pagan rituals

What if I told you...

A single living body, with all of its DNA coding and all of its cellular structures, are more complex than your petty reasoning?

One does not simply...

Give their best friend sleeping pills, have them wake up with a sore ass the next day, and have not done anything.

what if I told you...

Paul Galinis keeps snakes in his house, which he has most likely fed babies or children to, because he likens snakes to giant penises and he loves cock vore? He also calls himself snake, meaning he likens himself to a giant penis monster.

The secret to having sex with a woman, even having children, is to imagine that they're a child while you're doing it.

~Paul Galinis

I don't always have sex with children

But when I do I'm Paul Galinis of Toronto Canada