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if your husband beats you

you should leave him. you don't deserve to be treated that way

if your husband beats you

you should leave him. you don't deserve to be treated that way

Ordinary Christian Guy

4

i was choking on a chicken bone, and she gave me the heimlich maneuver

i was choking on a chicken bone, and she gave me the heimlich maneuver

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

she added me on linkedin

so i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

she added me on linkedin

so i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

so i guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

4

i can't, i have bible study

but, how about tomorrow?

i can't, i have bible study

but, how about tomorrow?

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

i keep busy to avoid the temptation

to call my ex-girlfriend

i keep busy to avoid the temptation

to call my ex-girlfriend

Ordinary Christian Guy

2

i don't drink alcohol

myself. but i will be happy to make you a cocktail

i don't drink alcohol

myself. but i will be happy to make you a cocktail

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

is pretty cool, even though i'm not catholic

is pretty cool, even though i'm not catholic

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

i'm moving to kentucky

because i got transferred at my job

i'm moving to kentucky

because i got transferred at my job

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

i won't allow my son to wear an earring

to my parents' house. but anywhere else is fine.

i won't allow my son to wear an earring

to my parents' house. but anywhere else is fine.

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

cleanliness is next to

impossible when you have kids

cleanliness is next to

impossible when you have kids

Ordinary Christian Guy

3

you shouldn't masturbate

on someone else's couch. it's rude.

you shouldn't masturbate

on someone else's couch. it's rude.

Ordinary Christian Guy

1

is ok, but i prefer techno

is ok, but i prefer techno

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

i burned the harry potter books

onto a cd so i could listen to them in the car

i burned the harry potter books

onto a cd so i could listen to them in the car

Ordinary Christian Guy

3

i waited outside of planned parenthood

for my daughter. i don't support abortion, but i support her right to make her own choices.

i waited outside of planned parenthood

for my daughter. i don't support abortion, but i support her right to make her own choices.

Ordinary Christian Guy

0

the roast. i guess we're ordering out tonight

the roast. i guess we're ordering out tonight

Ordinary Christian Guy

2

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