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i don't always twerk

but when i do, i look stupid

i don't always twerk

but when i do, i look stupid

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i don't always have a roommate

but when i do, it's someone much neater and more easily upset than i am

i don't always have a roommate

but when i do, it's someone much neater and more easily upset than i am

The Most Interesting Woman in the World

1

i don't always daydream about my future wedding

but when i do, i put it on pinterest

i don't always daydream about my future wedding

but when i do, i put it on pinterest

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i don't always get a zit

but when i do, i have a big date

i don't always get a zit

but when i do, i have a big date

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i don't always have a birthday

but when i do, my mom nags me about my biological clock

i don't always have a birthday

but when i do, my mom nags me about my biological clock

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i don't always skype with my boyfriend

but when i do, i clean the area the webcam can see

i don't always skype with my boyfriend

but when i do, i clean the area the webcam can see

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1

i don't always have people over

but when i do, my house is a mess

i don't always have people over

but when i do, my house is a mess

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i don't always want to have kids

but when i do, i'm dating someone who doesn't

i don't always want to have kids

but when i do, i'm dating someone who doesn't

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i don't always take my dildo into the shower with me

but when i do, i use up all the hot water

i don't always take my dildo into the shower with me

but when i do, i use up all the hot water

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i don't always hear the words, "we need to talk," from my boyfriend

but when i do, i panic

i don't always hear the words, "we need to talk," from my boyfriend

but when i do, i panic

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1

i don't always wear stockings

but when i do, they run

i don't always wear stockings

but when i do, they run

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1

i don't always go on a first date

but when i do, i fart as soon as it's over

i don't always go on a first date

but when i do, i fart as soon as it's over

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i don't always text my crush

but when i do, i worry that i'm annoying him

i don't always text my crush

but when i do, i worry that i'm annoying him

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1

i don't always try on bathing suits

but when i do, i feel like a total fatass

i don't always try on bathing suits

but when i do, i feel like a total fatass

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i don't always get to be a bridesmaid

but when i do, the bride picks out the most hideous dress imaginable

i don't always get to be a bridesmaid

but when i do, the bride picks out the most hideous dress imaginable

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