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nothing fixes relationship problems
like having a baby
nothing fixes relationship problems
like having a baby
Malicious advice mallard
  • 8
if you want a job where people treat you with respect
become a telemarketer
if you want a job where people treat you with respect
become a telemarketer
Malicious advice mallard
  • 7
be like
scumbag steve
be like
scumbag steve
Malicious advice mallard
  • 0
need a change of pace?
just up and move!
need a change of pace?
just up and move!
Malicious advice mallard
  • 0
use swimming pool
chlorine eliminates need to shower
use swimming pool
chlorine eliminates need to shower
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 2
if you really want to wow 'em at a job interview,
show up late
if you really want to wow 'em at a job interview,
show up late
Malicious advice mallard
  • 2
to ensure a second date
propose on the first
to ensure a second date
propose on the first
Malicious advice mallard
  • 0
instead of taking a cheat day, have a cheat week
you'll be able to get right back on track easily
instead of taking a cheat day, have a cheat week
you'll be able to get right back on track easily
Malicious advice mallard
  • 3
if you think you did well on a job interview, you bombed it.
if you think you bombed the interview, you *really* bombed it.
if you think you did well on a job interview, you bombed it.
if you think you bombed the interview, you *really* bombed it.
Actual Advice Mallard 1
  • 1
no shave november
followed by don't shave december, januhairy, and fuzzy february
no shave november
followed by don't shave december, januhairy, and fuzzy february
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 2
shave pubes for the first time since the breakup
clog drain
shave pubes for the first time since the breakup
clog drain
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 1
no food in the fridge that isn't spoiled
waste not, want not
no food in the fridge that isn't spoiled
waste not, want not
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 0
can smell own b.o.
put on more cologne
can smell own b.o.
put on more cologne
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 0
"use this proven system to get laid!"
i'm listening...
"use this proven system to get laid!"
i'm listening...
Foul Bachelor Frog
  • 1
shower at the gym
use public blow dryer to dry lady bits
shower at the gym
use public blow dryer to dry lady bits
Foul Bachelorette Frog
  • 3

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