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KaostheMonkey

so you think not hitting your kids is effective discipline?

tell me more about how often your son listens to you

so you think not hitting your kids is effective discipline?

tell me more about how often your son listens to you

Willy Wonka

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you're number one!

you're number one!

Lol Fuck You

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i think it's hilarious to see how far i can go before i get punched in the face

i think it's hilarious to see how far i can go before i get punched in the face

Homeschooled Hedgehog

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finally gets some time to look up porn

the internet is down for two days

finally gets some time to look up porn

the internet is down for two days

Bad Luck Brian

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everybody is sitting there masturbating

does that make me a hipster?

everybody is sitting there masturbating

does that make me a hipster?

Spiderman Desk

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I am so upset right now you would never believe it

I am so upset right now you would never believe it

Disgusted Tommy Wiseau

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if "scream" is a spoof on slasher films, and "scary movie" makes fun of it

does that make "scary movie" a horror-ception?

if "scream" is a spoof on slasher films, and "scary movie" makes fun of it

does that make "scary movie" a horror-ception?

Philosoraptor

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i don't always hack up a hairball

but when i do, it's on the carpet right where i know you'll step in the middle of the night

i don't always hack up a hairball

but when i do, it's on the carpet right where i know you'll step in the middle of the night

The Most Interesting Cat in the World

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bored with all of my xbox games

all of the deals on xbox live suck

bored with all of my xbox games

all of the deals on xbox live suck

First World Problems

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she says she really likes me as more than a friend

she thinks i'm gay

she says she really likes me as more than a friend

she thinks i'm gay

Socially Awesome Awkward Penguin

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i'm sick of insensitive men who only want sex

but none of those bastards at the bar down the street will listen

i'm sick of insensitive men who only want sex

but none of those bastards at the bar down the street will listen

Feminist Cunt

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may the force with with you, neo

may the force with with you, neo

Spock

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i hate pot smokers

i never met one who ever managed to earn my respect

i hate pot smokers

i never met one who ever managed to earn my respect

Confession Bear

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so you're a pot smoker trying to find a steady job?

tell me more about how nervous you get before drug tests

so you're a pot smoker trying to find a steady job?

tell me more about how nervous you get before drug tests

Willy Wonka

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attends wedding to meet girls

he's the only virgin in the building

attends wedding to meet girls

he's the only virgin in the building

Bad Luck Brian

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