slackisgabe

unbought

& unfrought

unbought &

unfrought

i like bernie but he can't win

he will if enough people vote for him

Unidos con Bernie

es muy bueno

To your average Trumpeter spelling is a lot like horseshoes;

as long as they're close they still get points.

why so literal?

hurr durr

how I see people that mock voters

i don't usually trust politicians

but when i do they're named bernie sanders

one does not simply share an unavailable comment

and appear smart

You're something between a dream and a miracle.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

hurr durr

donald trump will fix everything!

feeling tired as fuck

takes a nap

I stopped for breakfast at McDonald's downtown earlier and an old lady getting coffee said "If you knew what was in that, you'd be afraid to eat it". You've no idea how hard it was not to say, "I've shot heroin with toilet water and had my tongue in a woman's asshole. Countless times. You're not gonna scare me with an Egg McMuffin." Self control. It's a motherfucker. ‪

‎#thestruggleisreal‬

everything didn't exactly as you were expecting it to and now you're disappointed?

welcome to adulthood

everytime you masturbate

i am disappoint.