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willie says my most productive day at work was last friday!
i didn't go in to work last friday!
willie says my most productive day at work was last friday!
i didn't go in to work last friday!
Duck Dynasty - Uncle Si
  • 3
So Taylor like I was goin to allow you to have my baby and then dump you!
but i realized u would write bitch out songs about me 4 the rest of my life. I said f%$k that! Where's the bitch with the fat ass?
So Taylor like I was goin to allow you to have my baby and then dump you!
but i realized u would write bitch out songs about me 4 the rest of my life. I said f%$k that! Where's the bitch with the fat ass?
Kanye West Just Sayin
  • 0
Can you believe that they believe that we know that they know
that we dont pay any freakin taxes - and they're ok with it!
Can you believe that they believe that we know that they know
that we dont pay any freakin taxes - and they're ok with it!
Rich Men Laughing
  • -1
Luke, my son! You just chose death rather than acknowledge i'm your father!
I am so distraught and filled with dismay...., and to make matters worse - i just shit my pants!!
Luke, my son! You just chose death rather than acknowledge i'm your father!
I am so distraught and filled with dismay...., and to make matters worse - i just shit my pants!!
Darth Vader Shaking Fist
  • 0
i don't always drink cognac, but when i do....
I often end up sleeping with musketeers!
i don't always drink cognac, but when i do....
I often end up sleeping with musketeers!
Joseph Ducreux
  • 3
I read here in the next scene Piglet that Tigger slices you up so we can have a bacon feast!
hmm... i don't think that will make it past the editor's table?
I read here in the next scene Piglet that Tigger slices you up so we can have a bacon feast!
hmm... i don't think that will make it past the editor's table?
Skeptical Pooh
  • 3
Stupid America! They not know we perfect Iron man suit
They be screwed as soon as Robert Downey Jr. accepts are free vacation Package at pyongyang Hilton!
Stupid America! They not know we perfect Iron man suit
They be screwed as soon as Robert Downey Jr. accepts are free vacation Package at pyongyang Hilton!
Hungry Kim Jong Un
  • 0
Luke take my hand! Ouch! wtf?
The force may be strong with you - but your dumb as bricks young skywalker!
Luke take my hand! Ouch! wtf?
The force may be strong with you - but your dumb as bricks young skywalker!
Darth Vader Shaking Fist
  • 0
One does not simply
Put ones finger up ones ass while farting!
One does not simply
Put ones finger up ones ass while farting!
One Does Not Simply
  • 3
I once wrote a prescription for a coors light on a dare
The pharmacist said she could not read it and gave my patient a heineken - bitch!
I once wrote a prescription for a coors light on a dare
The pharmacist said she could not read it and gave my patient a heineken - bitch!
Diagnostic House
  • 3
If one of you could pull the stick out of my ass
That would be great!
If one of you could pull the stick out of my ass
That would be great!
Office Space That Would Be Great
  • 0
I don't always pass gas in public, but when i do..
i can clear out disneyland in 10 mins. can you say no waiting for piraTes of the caribbean!
I don't always pass gas in public, but when i do..
i can clear out disneyland in 10 mins. can you say no waiting for piraTes of the caribbean!
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 3
I don't always drink beer
sometimes i put it in an iv and get my intravenous buzz on!
I don't always drink beer
sometimes i put it in an iv and get my intravenous buzz on!
The Most Interesting Man In The World
  • 3
I DON'T ALWAYS PAS GAS IN PUBLIC
But when I do I can clear out Disneyland in 10 minutes! Can you say no waiting for Pirates of the caribbean
I DON'T ALWAYS PAS GAS IN PUBLIC
But when I do I can clear out Disneyland in 10 minutes! Can you say no waiting for Pirates of the caribbean
The Most Interesting Man In The World
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