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"I AM A TRUE FOLLOWER OF JESUS."
DOESN'T HATE HIS PARENTS.
"I AM A TRUE FOLLOWER OF JESUS."
DOESN'T HATE HIS PARENTS.
Asshole Christian missionary
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you've really presented some good arguments and evidence supporting evolution.
but my faith will help me ignore it and continue being a narrow minded asshole.
you've really presented some good arguments and evidence supporting evolution.
but my faith will help me ignore it and continue being a narrow minded asshole.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 2
says abortion is wrong.
gorges on eggs.
says abortion is wrong.
gorges on eggs.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 1
god gave you free will.
so use it exactly as he commands you to.
god gave you free will.
so use it exactly as he commands you to.
Asshole Christian missionary
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of course i care about children starving in africa.
i pray for them every sunday.
of course i care about children starving in africa.
i pray for them every sunday.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 0
i hate people who laugh at my beliefs.
laughs at muslims, mormons and ancient greeks.
i hate people who laugh at my beliefs.
laughs at muslims, mormons and ancient greeks.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • -1
says marriage should always be between one man and one woman.
gets angry when reminded that king solomon had hundreds of wives.
says marriage should always be between one man and one woman.
gets angry when reminded that king solomon had hundreds of wives.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 2
says animals don't have souls.
still believes all of his pets will go to heaven.
says animals don't have souls.
still believes all of his pets will go to heaven.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 5
zeus?
ha, ha, ha, ha.
zeus?
ha, ha, ha, ha.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 0
hates harry potter.
looks like dumbledore.
hates harry potter.
looks like dumbledore.
God
  • 2
of course god exists.
god told me so himself.
of course god exists.
god told me so himself.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 1
jesus loves you.
but i'm his favourite.
jesus loves you.
but i'm his favourite.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 7
steals money from his wife
to buy porn. lol!
steals money from his wife
to buy porn. lol!
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 0
i have many gay friends.
even though they are all going to hell.
i have many gay friends.
even though they are all going to hell.
Asshole Christian missionary
  • 0
i really love trolling atheist websites.
because my god is too weak to defend his existence.
i really love trolling atheist websites.
because my god is too weak to defend his existence.
Asshole Christian missionary
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