revenantautumn

SAXGIRL DOESN'T NEED FOOTWARE FOR HER ARMOR

BECAUSE THIS PICTURE HAS NOW LEGS

OO

LOOK, I MADE HER EYES LOOK SURPRISED

i see you baby

shakin' that sax

Doesn't matter

had sax

if saxgirl plays the horn

does this make her horny

*Stands on table*

Careless Whisper

i'm saxgirl, and this is my favorite saxgirl meme on the interwebs

although i do also really like that other one, which was kinda funny and made me laugh when i read it

...

THey'll never guess my secret identity

i want you

on second tenor

what if told you

i can fire photo torpedos with my finger

council won't help you save earth

cool story, bro

...

Jackpot!

One hundred bee-sized bears

cannot stop me

I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT. IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SHAME, i CAN TELL YOU I DON'T HAVE ANY. BUT WHAT I DO HAVE ARE A VERY PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS. SKILLS I HAVE ACQUIRED OVER A VERY LONG MARATHON. SKILLS THAT MAKE ME HILARIOUS FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

IF YOU DONATE NOW, THAT WILL BE THE END OF IT. I WILL NOT MAKE YOU LAUGH. I WILL NOT CALL YOU A JERK. BUT IF YOU DON'T, I WILL PLAY THIS SAXOPHONE, I WILL TAKE A SHOT OF MUSTARD, AND I WILL ENTERTAIN YOU. FOR THE CHILDREN.

don't stop believing

in saxgirl