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stop stroking me
i am trying to crap in your lap
stop stroking me
i am trying to crap in your lap
Grumpy Cat
  • 1
feed me
or f**ck off
feed me
or f**ck off
Grumpy Cat
  • 0
am i an anal bitch?
well i guess i do get annoyed if my books aren't in alphabetical order
am i an anal bitch?
well i guess i do get annoyed if my books aren't in alphabetical order
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 1
gold showers?
wow sir you must be richer than you look
gold showers?
wow sir you must be richer than you look
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 0
you want to fill all my holes?
Thats great my driveway needs it
you want to fill all my holes?
Thats great my driveway needs it
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 0
do i take my glasses off before teabagging?
well sometimes the hot water can steam them up I guess
do i take my glasses off before teabagging?
well sometimes the hot water can steam them up I guess
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 0
how do I get myself off?
well usually the opposite way I got myself on silly
how do I get myself off?
well usually the opposite way I got myself on silly
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 0
you want to spank your monkey in my face?
do i look like the kind of vegan who likes animal cruelty
you want to spank your monkey in my face?
do i look like the kind of vegan who likes animal cruelty
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • -1
you want us to go swinging?
do i look five to you?
you want us to go swinging?
do i look five to you?
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 0
analbumparty
ok but what album are we celbrating?
analbumparty
ok but what album are we celbrating?
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 0
have i ever done it outside?
yes often! on hot days i take my laptop and program in the park
have i ever done it outside?
yes often! on hot days i take my laptop and program in the park
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 0
you like the junk in my trunk
a box of bibles sir is not junk
you like the junk in my trunk
a box of bibles sir is not junk
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 0
double stuffing?
what tog is that?
double stuffing?
what tog is that?
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 0
cock eating bitch?
your dog likes chicken?
cock eating bitch?
your dog likes chicken?
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 1
you would like to make me gape ?
you want me to look at what?
you would like to make me gape ?
you want me to look at what?
Sexually Oblivious Female
  • 0

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