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2006: Bush could lower gas prices if he wanted to! he just works for the oil companies!

Now: Look, it's not like Obama can do anything about gas prices, stop blaming him

2006: Bush could lower gas prices if he wanted to! he just works for the oil companies!

Now: Look, it's not like Obama can do anything about gas prices, stop blaming him

Liberal Douche Garofalo

148

sneers at anything vaguely religious

calls anything she doesn't like "soulless"

sneers at anything vaguely religious

calls anything she doesn't like "soulless"

Liberal Douche Garofalo

107

dont kill that pregnant spider giving birth!

dont kill that pregnant spider giving birth!

Liberal Douche Garofalo

138

i will defend to the death

your right to agree with me

i will defend to the death

your right to agree with me

Liberal Douche Garofalo

106

all humans evolved from apes

comparing black people to apes is racist

all humans evolved from apes

comparing black people to apes is racist

Liberal Douche Garofalo

91

Thinks 9/11 was an inside job

Supports bigger government

Thinks 9/11 was an inside job

Supports bigger government

Liberal Douche Garofalo

124

Conservatives don't like obama's liberal policies

only racism can explain that

Conservatives don't like obama's liberal policies

only racism can explain that

Liberal Douche Garofalo

18

prepare yourselves

the russian meteor posts are coming

prepare yourselves

the russian meteor posts are coming

Prepare yourself

14

You hate corporations?

you should tweet that with your iphone

You hate corporations?

you should tweet that with your iphone

Willy Wonka

905

gun laws would have prevented aurora colorado shootings?

tell me more about how criminals follow laws

gun laws would have prevented aurora colorado shootings?

tell me more about how criminals follow laws

Willy Wonka

800

you had a salad at mcdonalds

you must be healthy

you had a salad at mcdonalds

you must be healthy

Willy Wonka

1,209

oh, so you're an atheist?

please tell me how you love to celebrate crhistmas

oh, so you're an atheist?

please tell me how you love to celebrate crhistmas

Willy Wonka

11

so you bought sushi at a gas station

tell me again how bad your diarrhea is?

so you bought sushi at a gas station

tell me again how bad your diarrhea is?

Willy Wonka

17

fastest hands in the west?

please tell me more about your masturbation habits

fastest hands in the west?

please tell me more about your masturbation habits

Willy Wonka

28

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