MattyBoy299

What if i told you

year 8's & 9's could cycle to school in a straight line

oh, you passed your functional skills?

tell me more about how you deserve that ipad

I'm not gay

i have a wife in wow

dost thou

even hoist?

We just won minesweeper

in real life

one does not simply

compensate for having a high-pitched voice by swearing a lot

puts christmas present for himself under the tree

gets robed

what if that paedophile

really did have sweets in his van

i logged into your facebook

to wish myself a merry christmas

didn't get raped

water 5 miles away

wanna know my favourite chord?

g sus

Peter

you rock

NEED AN ARK

I NOAH GUY

"one direction are better than the beatles"

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