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if a tree falls on a woman in the forest when no one else is around
why wasn't she in the kitchen?
if a tree falls on a woman in the forest when no one else is around
why wasn't she in the kitchen?
Philosoraptor
  • 124
IF LESBIANS DON'T LIKE MEN
WHY HALF OF THEM ARE DATING WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE MEN?
IF LESBIANS DON'T LIKE MEN
WHY HALF OF THEM ARE DATING WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE MEN?
Philosoraptor
  • 194
If pinocchio says his nose will grow,
what happens?
If pinocchio says his nose will grow,
what happens?
Philosoraptor
  • 220
If Guns don't kill people, people kill people
Does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?
If Guns don't kill people, people kill people
Does that mean that toasters don't toast toast, toast toast toast?
Philosoraptor
  • 147
you drank bleach?
better drink my own pee!
you drank bleach?
better drink my own pee!
Bear Grylls
  • 6
urinetown?
i could live there
urinetown?
i could live there
Bear Grylls
  • 3
when gutting an animal, be careful not to cut open it's bladder
that's the best part
when gutting an animal, be careful not to cut open it's bladder
that's the best part
Bear Grylls
  • 56
pees on floor
5 second rule!
pees on floor
5 second rule!
Bear Grylls
  • 141
IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON...
THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON...
THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
Philosoraptor
  • 2,506
if steroids are illegal for athletes
shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?
if steroids are illegal for athletes
shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?
Philosoraptor
  • 2,235
if a midget smokes weed
can he get high?
if a midget smokes weed
can he get high?
Philosoraptor
  • 19
Electric Light Orchestra?
No, I don't listen to classical music.
Electric Light Orchestra?
No, I don't listen to classical music.
Musically Oblivious 8th Grader
  • 16
slipknot?
yeah, we learnt it at camp
slipknot?
yeah, we learnt it at camp
Musically Oblivious 8th Grader
  • 13

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