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i showed him my breasts

he said "fake and gay"

i showed him my breasts

he said "fake and gay"

Internet Husband

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i asked him for sex

he said "almost done quest"

i asked him for sex

he said "almost done quest"

Internet Husband

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i asked him to marry me

he said "hold on, cant pause multiplayer"

i asked him to marry me

he said "hold on, cant pause multiplayer"

Internet Husband

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i told him i was feeling sick

he said "sry, out of antidotes lulz"

i told him i was feeling sick

he said "sry, out of antidotes lulz"

Internet Husband

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i told him i was ready for a new house

he said "take this axe and go get some wood blocks"

i told him i was ready for a new house

he said "take this axe and go get some wood blocks"

Internet Husband

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you mean to tell me

in america, they play futbol with their hands?

you mean to tell me

in america, they play futbol with their hands?

Skeptical African Child

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you hate blacks?

you hate blacks?

Obama You Mad

0

Obama You Mad

1

you votin for romney?

you must hate freedom.

you votin for romney?

you must hate freedom.

Obama You Mad

0

who liveth in an underwater pineapple

bob sponge, squire le-pantseux

who liveth in an underwater pineapple

bob sponge, squire le-pantseux

Joseph Ducreux

0

all the other residents with the air-filled knickers, i suggest you run

for i have brungeth my firearm

all the other residents with the air-filled knickers, i suggest you run

for i have brungeth my firearm

Joseph Ducreux

0

will the legitimate slim shady

please remove himself from the seated position

will the legitimate slim shady

please remove himself from the seated position

Joseph Ducreux

0

we can open bottles of fine liquors throughout the course of night

and my dear, you may help yourself to anything of your choosing

we can open bottles of fine liquors throughout the course of night

and my dear, you may help yourself to anything of your choosing

Joseph Ducreux

0

ever since i could last recall

i've been firmly tugging at the neck of my linens

ever since i could last recall

i've been firmly tugging at the neck of my linens

Joseph Ducreux

0

i don't always hear about football

but when i do, it's on a god damn sunday

i don't always hear about football

but when i do, it's on a god damn sunday

The Most Interesting Man In The World

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