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Man who run front of bus get tired

man who run behind bus gets exhausted

Man who run front of bus get tired

man who run behind bus gets exhausted

Wise Confucius

47

my kids stepped on my glasses

i stepped on their larynx

my kids stepped on my glasses

i stepped on their larynx

Vengeance Dad

11

They asked who lived in a pineapple under the sea

I helped them find out.

They asked who lived in a pineapple under the sea

I helped them find out.

Vengeance Dad

14

They talked back so i grounded them

They talked back so i grounded them

Vengeance Dad

13

yes the carpet matches the drapes,

both covered in blood

yes the carpet matches the drapes,

both covered in blood

Vengeance Dad

25

She didn't like my snoring

I didn't like her breathing

She didn't like my snoring

I didn't like her breathing

Vengeance Dad

57

They think i have an obsession with revenge

wE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT

They think i have an obsession with revenge

wE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT

Vengeance Dad

18

They asked heads or tails

HUmans don't have tails

They asked heads or tails

HUmans don't have tails

Vengeance Dad

19

they said i needed help

i disagree. pulling a trigger takes 1 person

they said i needed help

i disagree. pulling a trigger takes 1 person

Vengeance Dad

49

I regret starting a family

but finishing one was nice

I regret starting a family

but finishing one was nice

Vengeance Dad

32

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