guest

production

stop

breaking my shit

seriously

do not break my shit

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o'-lantern with a knife in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that, I usually feel a lot better

and no harm done.

If they ever build a statue of me

I hope they don't have me with my mouth wide open and holding a sign that says "I love rotten eggs.".

If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite

because this is the part where I take it easy!.

seth threw out code

i can say my name

"Daniel"

Da...why are you

and Mum wrestling?

My parents have sex?!?!?!!

While I'm in the house?!?!??!!

!!

My parents have sex?!?!?!!

!!

My parents had Sex?!?!!

!!

i doubted myself once

when i was 7