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they played "come on baby light my fire" one too many times

they played "come on baby light my fire" one too many times

Disaster Girl

0

Hi Mrs. Obama. Your video "I love old white men to suck my cock" is here.

I assume it's a gift for your husband.

Hi Mrs. Obama. Your video "I love old white men to suck my cock" is here.

I assume it's a gift for your husband.

FedSex Shipping Guy

5

they make me laugh, rocky

they make me laugh, rocky

Serious Cat

1

Good morning Mrs. Obama

Your movie "totally ripped muscle men gone wild" has arrived. I assume this is for your husband?

Good morning Mrs. Obama

Your movie "totally ripped muscle men gone wild" has arrived. I assume this is for your husband?

FedSex Shipping Guy

18

your underwear is marked "friday"?

mine says "august"

your underwear is marked "friday"?

mine says "august"

Butthurt Dweller

98

your underwear is marked "friday"?

mine is marked "August"

your underwear is marked "friday"?

mine is marked "August"

Butthurt Dweller

1

what do you mean your computer went down on you?

where is it? I'll kill it! I'll kill you both!

what do you mean your computer went down on you?

where is it? I'll kill it! I'll kill you both!

Jealous Girl

3

Obama drinking game says I take a drink every time he tells the truth

i never got to drink anything

Obama drinking game says I take a drink every time he tells the truth

i never got to drink anything

First World Problems

0

that's what the phone sex girls really look like?

that's what the phone sex girls really look like?

Anxiety Cat

0

I connect the colostomy tube where???

I connect the colostomy tube where???

Bane

2

Are you sure this thing

turns me into a pez dispenser?

Are you sure this thing

turns me into a pez dispenser?

Bane

1

Cool invention for smelling your own breath, bro!

wait - what do you mean it doesn't come off?

Cool invention for smelling your own breath, bro!

wait - what do you mean it doesn't come off?

Bane

2

i couldn't afford the cool braces

i couldn't afford the cool braces

Bane

22

tattoo barbie for christmas?

seriously? Tattoo barbie?

tattoo barbie for christmas?

seriously? Tattoo barbie?

Disaster Girl

3

tattoo barbie for christmas?

tattoo barbie for christmas?

Disaster Girl

0

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