stormy5

bottle of vodka

aaaaaaaand it's gone

hey look the world trade center, aand its gone,

hey wait theres still ano... aand its gone.

black guy impregnates girlfriend

aaaaand he's gone

Oh so you jamaicans made 1,2,3?

New olympic rule , one jamaican to a race!

they want the cock

one does not simply

watch game of thrones when their parents could possibly walk in during the sexually graphic scenes

I DONT ALWAYS PARTY,

BUT WHEN I DO, ITS FOR THE MINGE

i dont always have to take a shit

but when i do there is no god damn toilet available

She said Actions speak louder then words

so i slapped her with my dick

i believe the right the life supersedes the right to carry guns in public and that sacrificing my means of killing whoever i deem deserving of it is a small price to pay if it helps our better trained law enforcers deter and root out violent crime and domestic terrorism

Fuck me, right?

Im greek and i dont like EXTREMELY loud greek music while a guy sings and puts his hand on his chest

fuck me, right?

I thought Dark Knight Rises wasn't as great as many people say

fuck me, right?

calls you bro

you don't know him

metallica's version

was better

claims to be a metalhead

listens to korn