fooky4u

one does not simply

make an ice water with no ice. that's called a water, sir.

one does not simply resist these oatmeal cookies

they're outrageous

one does not simply

focus primarily on speed of service... and cleanliness... and current promos, and saving labor hours, and brewing fresh coffee, and qasa standards, and active sampling, and beverage repeatable routine, and weekly tasks, and closing on time, and whole bean sales, and merchandise stocking, and partner training, and...

one does not simply

adhere to qasa

one does not simply

upsell

one does not simply...

wait, just a small coffee? nevermind, that's pretty simple.

one does not simply

check sanitizer ph

and you clean the steam wand

like this

sup mitch, can you hook a brotha up with a free double chocolate chip?

"just say yes"

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

recover from 2nd degree burns

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

CREATE THIS MEME WITHOUT CONCERNS OF CORRECTIVE ACTION

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY

READ MINDS

one does not simply

BAKE NEW CAKE POPS ON DEMAND

one does not simply

have any control over prices whatsoever

one does not simply

put extra extra extra extra extra caramel