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My Fridge is so full

i dont know what to eat

salutations, Canine!

I hath observed from conversations of other individuals that you are fond of 4-Wheeled road transportation vehicles! So i hath placed a 4-Wheeled road vehicle inside thine 4-Wheeled road vehicle so that thou can travel while thou travels

Not sure if small iPad

or big iPod touch

What i if told you

you read the top bit wrong

Facebook?

Face book and study

Outside?

never heard of that map

Can't hear the television

because my cereal is too crunchy

One does not Simply

get a toddler to sleep on the plane

I've been practicing my signature

with your last name for when we get married

what if i told you

that the "women in a binder" joke is old already?

MEMEGENERATOR

Y U NO LOAD FASTER?!

So you're telling me in your country

Men put women in binders?

tarzan u been in jungle whole life

y u no have beard

So you think that liking a status update equates to activism?

I'm sure Martin Luther King Jr. would be proud.

what if april fools is really on april 2nd

and we have been april fooled all this time